It’s the hottest ticket on the East Coast. The waiting list is 364 days long -- definitely the place to see and be seen. Hours are limited, so you must be on time.
Leaving the Bellagio in the dust, it’s the one and only gambling casino where the house never wins. It’s…
SADE’S PALACE!
You must be under 16 to enter.
No money? No problem. All gamblers get $100, plus unlimited credit.
Dine without reservations. The menu is exclusive, with just one frozen specialty available in chocolate, vanilla or strawberry.
All the beer (root beer, that is) you can drink, and it’s on the house.
Step right in and check out the star-filled gambling hall. Sightings tonight included Mickey Mouse, the cast from the “Wizard of Oz”, Mario, Yoshi, Bill Nye, Belle and her Beast and an Angry Bird. Also spied was George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron. There was Linguini from "Ratatouille" along with Vector and Minion of “Despicable Me” fame. Moose and a Moose, and Bumble Bee, plus the real Shep, too. Lots of other interesting and good-looking stars showed up, with all the above clothing courtesy of the one-and-only Suzie’s "Costume Attic”. No wonder security was so tight.
The floor was abuzz with activity. There's Blackjack, Poker, Wheels of Fortune. Bingo, Craps, Roulette and Dice games. Slot Machines, Checkers, Guess the Jelly beans and Fortune-telling too.
Don’t know how to play? No problem. Most of the dealers didn't either. They made up the rules and did whatever it took to make sure that the customer always wins.
There was cheering and laughing, excitement and amazement. The crowd stayed on the edge of their seats to learn who had won the 50-50 raffle… it was Luke S of Bunk 29! Then, the drum roll played in suspense of the announcing who won the Guess the Jelly Beans contest (how many in the jar?), and the winner…. Dae of Bunk 11! Yes – Dae was awarded all 1,662 colorful beans!
The patrons played to win... and win... and win some more! And then….
What do you do with a giant wad of Skylemoney? You go to the gift shop of course. This pop-up’s packed with imports from faraway lands. Squishy balls and whoopie cushions. Hacky sacks and wind up teeth. Yo-yos and sunglasses. Inflatable footballs, basketballs, soccer balls and baseballs. Guitars and saxophones too.
9:30 PM and that's all folks. See you next year!
