You probably read about it in the news. All the celebrities and notables were there. Even President Biden, along with his Secret Service of course.
It’s definitely the place to see and be seen…performers like Elton John, Luke Combs and Machine Gun Kelly. Athletes like Mac Jones and John Cena, plus surprise comebacks like Barbie & Ken, Harry Potter, Dorothy, Buddy the Elf and of course, Elvis.
What makes it especially exclusive is that it’s only open one night a year.
It’s SADE’S PALACE!
Sade’s is a casino with rules. For one, you must be under 18 to enter. Hours are 7 PM-9 PM, July 3 only. No need to bring money because everyone gets a wad of cash. Most importantly, the house never wins.
There’s Wheels of Fortune, Blackjack and Roulette. High-Low, Dice Games, Craps and Poker... and Checkers, Chess and Pick-a-Pig. There’s a bank of slot machines that ring, zing and sing. Fortune Tellers are on hand to only share the greatest news.
Also caught on camera this evening were Thing One and Thing Two, Sustainabatman, Lilo with Stitch, Buzz Light Year, T-Rex, some tacky tourists, a sloth, platypus, Juliet (but no Romeo), Guy Fieri and many more.
Need to grab a bite or wet your whistle? Jr’s Grill had a fantastic menu. There was root beer, pretzel rods and ice cream cups.
And, oh the music... Karaoke at its best! Singing live tonight were customers coming from as close as Bunk 1 to as far as Bunk 30. Regulars too, like Santa Claus, Angry Bird, Simba, Woody from Toy Story and several Spidermen.
This just in: Elliot McG won the lottery! Millions went right into the palm of his hand!
Where better to spend all the hard-earned cash than the SkyStore. Here there are valuable trinkets to purchase, like blow-up balls, basketball hoops, yoyo’s and whoopee-cushions. The selection was jaw-dropping.
By now all the true VIP customers are home safe and sound, snug in their beds. By daybreak the Palace will have disappeared, but only until July, 2024.
PS Many thanks to Holly, Suzie our Drama Queen and the celebrities (aka counselors) who were willing to make us all smile.
