Cha-ching! Cha-ching! It’s Sade’s Palace!
The place was crawling with millionaires, wallets fat with Skylemoney. They came from as far as Sky II and as close as Bunk 1 for a rousing night of gambling. Blackjack, Craps, Roulette, Poker and Wheels of Fortune. Slot machines too!
The rules of the casino are strictly enforced. You must be under 18 to enter, and at Sade’s, the house never wins.
Truly the place to see and be seen, VIP special guests (thanks to the counselors, JC’s and Suzie’s costume attic) included Tom Cruise, Indiana Jones and Santa Claus. Aladdin, Jasmine and the Genie came, and so did the Goddess Athena and a Foot Locker employee. There were some tacky tourists, a prom queen, flapper girl and Draco Malfoy. It was a pleasure to welcome the cast of “The Golden Girls” (aka the world’s best nurses found only at Skylemar), and we were especially proud that President Biden attended along with his security detail. Did you know our Pres is a phenomenal tennis player?
There was Karaoke in the Garden Cabin Porch Lounge, while George’s Bar served up frosty plastic cups of root beer and pretzel rod cigars. A fortune teller gave each patron a magic red fish, used to forecast the future. Artists twisted glow sticks into spectacular creations, affordable for even those who’s luck had run out.
Just before closing, The Bank opened up. There you could purchase a plethora of trinkets and toys, including the ever-popular suction-cup basketball hoop.
Congratulations to Bode Goodman for winning the lottery! His life will be forever changed since he then had enough to buy 10 inflatable balls.
And thank you to all the grandpas out there who taught our boys how to gamble. You see, it wasn’t even our idea….