Of course you’ve heard of this establishment.  It’s been famous for at least 40 years. 

VIPs from around the world never miss an opening.  Everyone who’s anyone is there.  After all, it’s the place to see and be seen. 

ID is required – you  must be 21 or under to enter.  Dress code is costume-room casual.  This renowned casino is one of a kind.  Everyone who enters is given $100 just to get going.  Best of all, the house never wins!  It’s…

SADE’S PALACE!

Customers burst into the gambling parlor, with wads of cash in hand.  They couldn’t wait to hit the tables for Roulette, Craps, Poker and Blackjack.  There were dice games, Bingo,  Chess and Checkers.  Slot machines dinged and donged, while the music boomed.

Not sure what numbers to play?  Sade’s provides fortune tellers to give you the edge.  Just peer into the crystal ball to see the future.

George’s Grill served up the traditional five-star fare:  Strawberry ice cream cups, root beer and pretzel rod cigars.

The entertainment was spectacular.  Karaoke stars Cooper & Jake, along with Alex & Max, performed live from the Garden Cabin Porch.

The paparazzi was occupied with special guest appearances by the entire cast of Scooby Doo and Harry Potter.  Also spied were Al Kaline, Thing One and Thing Two, a Giant Grape and nurses in pink tutus (not sure why but they were very cute). Santa and Mrs. Claus, Ted & Marge Look-a-Likes, a referee, Thor, James Bond, Apollo Creed and some guys in onesies were mingling with the well-dressed high rollers of Skylemar.

The biggest winner of the night was Luke P of Bunk 16, winner of a million $kylebucks in the raffle.  As they say, you gotta play to win.

By night’s end, pockets were bulging with cold, hard cash.  These big spenders took it right to the SkyBank and traded up for prizes.  Balls of all sorts, inflatable guitars and saxophones, light up keychains, mini basketball hoops and assorted trinkets and treasures.

Oh, what a night.  Wish you were there, but you’re a little too old.  Maybe next year!

Heard this tonight…

Said to Paul, dressed in a tux as James Bond,

“Are you a waiter?”

…only at Skylemar.